CrabDiving – Fri 032924 – We Hope Your Ears Survive The Lara Trump Clip

We hope your ears survive the Lara Trump clip. Obama, Biden, and Clinton tossed a blockbuster fundraiser raising a record amount for Joe’s reelection campaign. Man-baby appealed a ruling allowing Fani Willis to remain on the election fraud trial. Shitler…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032224 – Lev Parnas Torpedoed The GOP’s Ridiculous Impeachment Sham

james comer humiliated yet again

Lev Parnas torpedoed the GOP’s ridiculous impeachment sham. Royal Kate Middleton has cancer. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered her motion for Mike whats-his-name to vacate was appropriate and wouldn’t throw the House into further looniness. Evangelical caterwauler Shane…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031824 – Broke Trump May Have Properties Siezed

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Broke Trump may have properties seized. Shitler the rapist blathered something moronic about having a decision soon on an abortion ban because he hates women. Pillow wanker Mike Lindell and anti-American load Kari Lake caterwauled about explosive evidence of election…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031524 – Religious Nuts Are Spreading Bogus History Claims

Religious nuts are spreading bogus history claims in this country, claiming the USA is totally based on their myths. Congress wants to ban Tik Tok, while vulture capitalists like Steve Mnuchin are circling to buy the company. The judge gave…

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