CrabDiving – Fri 072123 – DeSantis Campaign Is “Rebooting” and Pence Needs Donors ASAP

The DeSantis campaign is “rebooting” and Pence needs donors ASAP. Tooty Rudy Giuliani might be singing to Jack Smith. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, busted out nudes of Hunter Biden in an effort to shock Congress. For reasons that seem ridiculous, our top scientific minds have rushed to determine the effects of coitus in space. AOC called for an investigation into Ivanka Trump for fraud. White supremacist load-a-Saurus Nick Fuentes called for a holy war against Jews. Conservative JEEBUS charlatan EW Jackson tossed his loony hat into the 2024 GOP presidential primary ring. Trumpkin Kari Lake asked SCOTUS to overturn her gubernatorial loss. Tesla’s board of directors was busted stealing over 700 million from the company in the form of excessive compensation packages. Christo-crook Jim Bakker got really racist and the Crabs played the hilarious clip. Supposedly, the GOP has resisted Trump’s plan to expand presidential powers if elected.

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