CrabDiving – Tue 052615 – Pregnant Hands & Brainwashed FOX Watchers

pregnant hands in the afterlife

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan muse over the following gems of RWNJ jerk-off-i-tude: Who knew chicken strangling could lead to unintended pregnant hands?  GOP clown car passenger, Ben Carson actually won something. Jim Bob Duggar wanted pervs that commit incest…

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CrabDiving – Mon 052515 – Poor Sheriff Joe Arpaio & Duggar Is A GOP Darling

Poor Sheriff Joe Arpaio

On Memorial Day, Pat and Ryan offer a couple of “crabby claws up” for our men and women in uniform.  Meanwhile, they hope the hawks in Washington don’t lie them into another war.  The Crabs also cover these stories:  Poor Sheriff Joe…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052215 – Defending Duggar the Diddler, A FOX-Fed Student Racist

huckabee defending duggar

Faithless Friday brings tales of a particularly disgusting dicks defending Duggar and Las Vegas quakes.  Pat and Ryan also cover the following: The Hollywood Hick rings in on TLC putting the kibosh on 19 Kids and Counting cuz #gross.  Mike Huckabee…

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