CrabDiving – Fri 021315 – RWNJ Man-Crushes On Chuck Norris, Obama Pulls A Bush, Faithless Friday

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#Faithless Friday on CrabDiving delivers the following tales of right wing ninn-i-tude: Texas Republican really wants to put Chuck Norris in his mouth; speaking of mouths, a simpleton street preacher in the newly gay-marrying state of Alabama can’t get over…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 021015 – Kanye West Is A Twit, Bobbi Kristina Soap Opera, Leave Bruce Jenner ALONE!

The Hick covers these stories: Kanye West is a complete twat; Bobbi Kristina update… this shit is beginnin’ to be a straight up soap opera; leave Bruce Jenner ALONE; the Grammys… Meh! Podcast (hollywood-hick): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021215 – Happy Darwin Day, Judge Roy Moore Is A Douche, Ken Ham Is Moronic

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The Crabs celebrate Darwin Day by playing clips from creationist ninny and Christian theme park snake oil salesman, Ken Ham. We also cover these hot topics: dullard Governor Scott Walker journeys from the land of cheese across the pond and pathetically…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021115 – Chipper Jones Is A Simpleton, Yoga Pants Prison, Santorum Sucks

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Today, Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: moronic Montanan lawmaker wants to jail women for donning yoga pants; longtime Braves player and simpleton, Chipper Jones is a Sandy Hook truth-er; Rick Santorum straight up sucks; Obama is not a Christian…

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