CrabDiving – Tue 042115 – Policing For Dummies, Shatner To Lay Pipe On West Coast, James Dobson & Bisexual Orgies

NY Daily News cover Policing for Dummies 042115

On this episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan learn that cops have to be taught to not be racist. We also cover the following: Jeb Bush is up to some shenanigans with his super pac; William Shatner wants to law…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042015 – Bag Of Dicks To BP, Ricky Gervais Ain’t Prey, Americans Want Weed

Ricky Gervais vs Trophy Hunter

On Monday, Pat and Ryan celebrate 4/20 and offer a bag of figurative dicks to BP on the five year anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. The Crabs also cover the following: a racist moron decorates his property with…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E023 Wed 041515 – Woods A Wanker, Jon Lester’s Yips, Lawrence Phillips Offed Juicy?

The guys break down Justin Spieth’s Masters mastery, Tiger Woods’s dickishness, Jon Lester’s inability to throw a baseball to first base, the pure dog shit that was ESPN’s Wooden Award show, and don’t tell me you didn’t see this one coming:…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 041515 – Dennis Quaid’s Hysterical; Bieber Bounced; Baldwin Blind Gossip

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The Hollywood Hick prepares to see a Barry Manilow concert and regales as usual from his Florida room within spitting distance of Hollywood & Vine with stories of the following:  Bieber done got his entitled little ass tossed out of Coachella,…

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