CrabDiving – Thu 043015 – Texas To Defend Itself From The Imaginary, Budweiser Rapey, Dude Fists Bear

Greg Abbot tells Texas Guard to watch Obama troops

On this episode, the Crabs talk Bob Newhart conspiracy theories and learn about the secret to eternal youth. They also cover the following: old dude lets his fists do the talking much to the chagrin of a black bear. Glenn Beck…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042915 – Fox Foolish Flag Folly, Trump Tweets, RWNJ Would Burn For Abortion

fox fail communist flag in washington

On today’s show, the Crabs wonder why our government just doesn’t shoot a crapload of morphine into the veins of the people barbarically sentenced to death. We also cover the following: Apple watch ain’t all that; Dog the Bounty Hunter…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042815 – Shep Smith Ain’t Havin’ It, SCOTUS Hears Gay Marriage, GOPer’s Hard Times With Dick Pics

Tuesday’s Crabs include the following headlines: SCOTUS might end up on the right side of gay marriage; Twitter’s wallet thins a bit; Shep Smith at Faux News takes 0.0 crap from idiots like Eric Bolling; make my church sign in Okla-coma…

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