CrabDiving – Tue 041415 – Nestle Sucks & Swallows, Clinton Bashed By FOX, Dude Hard For Palin

California drought 2015

CrabDiving delivers the following stories: terrible Tantaros and her Faux News minions crack themselves up during a Hillary-bashing sesh; the drought in California is courtesy of the gays according to simpleton Michelle Bachmann; Nestle don’t need no stinking up-to-date permits…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041315 – Wayne Lapierre Well Paid Whore, Teachers Behaving Badly, Paltrow Mos Def All Heart

Wayne LaPierre says Hillary Will Bring Darkness - CrabDiving

On a very special episode of cops and teachers behaving real fucking badly, the Crabs cover the following: a big stupid xenophobic educator is busted handing out anti-Muslim propaganda; screw separation of church and state, come and get your Gideons…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E022 Wed 040815 – Cubs Embarrassed, 2015 Masters Preview, Final Four Recap

The boys from the Daily Upper Decker recap the Final Four, the Cubs have somehow found a way to embarrass themselves even more, how to ensure you don’t tweet out porn links, preview the 2015 Masters with some hilarious Jim…

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