CrabDiving – Thu 010815 – Kirby Delauter A Dullard, Fox Host Gets Her Racism On, Sounds Of Sodomy

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Kirby Delauter, kookie Councilman from Frederick, Maryland, unintentionally makes his name known on this episode of CrabDiving. We also cover these stories: Faux News ninny AKA ex-Miss Florida and Miss Virginia, gets her racism when she speaks to the unknown…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010715 – City of God In Alabama, Jacking Jockey Jumps, Rush Goes Full Benghazi

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The Crabs cover these stories: Winfield, Alabama has named itself “owned by God” #creepy; jockey jacks it on a deck then leaps from a second story with a dog in-hand; dad detained after throwing “Playboy style” party for his daughter…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 010215 – Tell Madonna To Stop, Spears Girls Are Country

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The Hick recaps his New Years exploits and covers the following: reasons Madonna needs to stop; Mob Wives recap; RIP Ellie May Clampett; don’t screw with Britney Spears’ sis; Doogie Houser and Tammy Wynette are mother-trucking awesome. Finally Brent shares two of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 010615 – Beck Nearly Gobbles Gohmert, Bieber Presents Package, CEOs Slut-Shamed

Tuesday’s CrabDiving delivers the following hot and steaming items: Boehner bests Gohmert and stays as Speaker; Justin Bieber, even for an underwear model, is still kinda stupid; Rush roasts Christie for cuddling up with, and possibly handing a fat cash…

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