CrabDiving – Wed 040115 – Arkansas Governor Dons Tap Shoes, Gay Hating Memories Pizza Closes

On today’s show, Pat and Ryan celebrate the idiocy of America with the following stories: Memories Pizza’s ignorance and homophobia causes its doors to be shut to both straight and gay customers; the Governor of Arkansas puts on his tap…

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CrabDiving – Tue 033115 – Fracking Water Challenge, Scientology Attacks Going Clear, Arkansas Out-Bigots Indiana

farmer pours fracking water

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: walrus oxy-addict and conservative darling Rush Limbaugh can’t wrap his big, fat brain around gay marriage and human rights #shocker; topless woman bares giant boobies on Google Maps in protest of “flat-tittied”…

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CrabDiving – Mon 033015 – Mike Pence Simpleton Bigot, Gohmert Too Nuts For Fox, ISIS Takes Tatooine

Mike Pence cries discrimination - crabdiving

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan learn that Governor Mike Pence is still a simpleton bigot. They also cover these stories: The First Church Of Cannabis blooms cause Indiana’s ridic anti gay religious freedom deal; Michigan Republican wants…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 032715 – Phil Robertson Spouts Off, Sarah Silverman’s Truth, What The Hell, Indiana?

On this episode, the Hick is like “What the hell, Indiana?” Also, country music radio is starting to piss off the Hick. Duck Dynasty Phil is spouting off again like a crazy person. Men can’t handle Sarah Silverman’s truth. The Hollywood Hick makes…

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