CrabDiving – Wed 010715 – City of God In Alabama, Jacking Jockey Jumps, Rush Goes Full Benghazi

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The Crabs cover these stories: Winfield, Alabama has named itself “owned by God” #creepy; jockey jacks it on a deck then leaps from a second story with a dog in-hand; dad detained after throwing “Playboy style” party for his daughter…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 010215 – Tell Madonna To Stop, Spears Girls Are Country

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The Hick recaps his New Years exploits and covers the following: reasons Madonna needs to stop; Mob Wives recap; RIP Ellie May Clampett; don’t screw with Britney Spears’ sis; Doogie Houser and Tammy Wynette are mother-trucking awesome. Finally Brent shares two of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 010615 – Beck Nearly Gobbles Gohmert, Bieber Presents Package, CEOs Slut-Shamed

Tuesday’s CrabDiving delivers the following hot and steaming items: Boehner bests Gohmert and stays as Speaker; Justin Bieber, even for an underwear model, is still kinda stupid; Rush roasts Christie for cuddling up with, and possibly handing a fat cash…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010515 – Pat Robertson’s Woodshed Fantasy, Clinton’s Key Party, Otter Party

The Crabs rage about the following: Levi Johnston, ex-simpleton-suitor to Bristol Palin, claims he was pummeled by wife Sunny; Sarah Palin responds to criticism from PETA (for how she allowed her kid to stand on a dog) by reminding everyone that…

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