CrabDiving – Tue 020315 – Rand Paul Kooky, Glenn Beck Wacky, Randy Quaid Loony

The Crabs cover these stories: Rand Paul is a kook about common core; simpleton GOP’r Thom Tillis is for less government by way of more signs; Glenn Beck doesn’t disappoint in his moron-i-tude regarding anti-vaxxers; corpulent Chris Christie is opting…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 013015 – Gwyneth & Her Steamed Clam, Sad Bieber, Sherri Shepherd Exiled!

A hungover Hollywood Hick dispenses with the following stories: Suge Knight done went and did it now; why so sad Bieber?; Sherri Shepherd and the Hick have done broke the fuck up; Gwyneth and her steamed clam; Lindsay might be headed to the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 013015 – Christians Behaving Badly, Paltrow Poon Pruned, Faithless Friday Celebrates Stephen Fry

Romney bails on 2016 election

The Crabs cover the following Friday headlines: Romney pushes the down button on his car elevator and parks his 2016 Presidential campaign in a disgustingly awesome garage; ebola…coming to a theatre near you, if you live in California; the Ganja-Gold-Rush is in full-effect in…

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