Whenever I visit the CrabDiving facilities, and stare at the guy form Graceland, I’m reminded of a time when my parents took me and my brothers to a flea market somewhere deep in the humid asshole of the lovely open-carry-state of Georgia.…
At a recent speech in Kansas City, President Obama told the crowd about a letter he received from a girl asking why there aren’t any women on our current currency. The President said: “And then she gave me like a…
CrabNation brings you the following on this TGIF installment: the CIA is up to Senate Shenanigans #everybreathyoutake; Ann Coulter wishes Netanyahu had Obama’s job; perv Ted Nugent is being persecuted #poorme; the IRS is paying a visit to God’s house;…
On Thursday’s CrabNation, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Ted Cruz hosts a pizza party with all his RWNJ buddies to decide the fate of hungry, abused children seeking asylum in #Murica; Massachusetts is morphing into Mexichusetts according to…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you a cornucopia of kooks engaging in the following shenanigans: Governor Ultrasound, the dude that wanted any woman seeking an abortion to be probed, might have had some problems getting along with his wife #shocker; Ted Cruz leads…