On Tuesday, CrabNation thanks the Flying Spaghetti Monster that comic legend Joan Rivers is still of this Earth. We also cover these headlines: a puppy kicking CEO loses his job; the fracking industry could start to suffer due to the drought #howsad; Louisiana spices up the news cycle with an old-fashioned gay-love-triangle-murder-suicide-marry-me-for-a-green-card kind of dealio; goofy Gohmert is worried about Mexican children tarnishing the lily white boys and girls of the Lone Star State #I’mwithstupid. Lastly, a Crabby salute to Japan on the creation of a really creepy looking robot.