CrabDiving – Fri 012315 – Mickey Got Measles, White Genocide Ain’t Real, S.P.U.K. No Spew

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The Crabs pinch off the following stories: anti-vaccination numbskulls are bringing measles to Mickey; white supremacists are flinging freezer bags full of rocks, tootsie rolls, and hate newsletters at homes in an attempt to recruit fellow bigots; according to a…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 012015 – Boobs & Brilliance Equals Dolly Parton, Billy Crystal, Bill Cosby, Bieber

On Tuesday, the Hick pays a tribute to his favorite person on the planet, Dolly Parton. He reveals Dolly’s formula for success (Boobs + Brilliance = Success). Also, the Hick nearly breaks the f*ck up with Billy Crystal, then breaks…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012215 – God Centered Wet Dream, Concealed Carry While Black, Vagankle Fun

On today’s show, the Crabs cover the following: Tom’s Brady balls are of zero importance to the Crabs; Jim Inhofe celebrates an inexplicable victory against climatologists; Jim Bakker, felon-peddler of iron-tough enema kits and freeze-dried desserts, interviews the horrendous Huckabee and…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 011615 – Marky Mark Spawned Bieber, Boring Oscar Nominations

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This fine Friday episode finds the Hollywood Hick updating us on the total BS that is Marky Mark’s plea for a pardon; an unavoidable gross Cosby toe-sucking story; Chris Brown is straight up stupid; the Oscar nominations… BORING; the Razzies are…

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