On today’s show, the Crabs anoint Ann Coulter as the worst human ever, plus we cover these stories: a third grade teacher uses a book written by oxy addict, Rush Limbaugh to school her students on American history #killmenow; Alabama…
CrabNation covers the following stories on hump-day; Harry Potter is as good or better than the “word of God” in Sioux Falls #Dumbledore; the Chicago White Sox are having an LGBT night despite straight-white-male push-back; a bear attacking a Russian…
On Tuesday’s show, the Crabs discuss the following headlines: Senator gets high on Colorado’s own supply while doing government stuff; Congressman Mo Brooks is live from the War On Whites; Michele Bachmann is in favor of a 100% tax on…
On Monday, CrabNation covers the following headlines: Cliven Bundy said God told him to go forth and be a right-wing armed lunatic, burrowed away in a scary compound with a creepy redneck army; Coach Dave Daubenmire says you can’t be…
Whenever I visit the CrabDiving facilities, and stare at the guy form Graceland, I’m reminded of a time when my parents took me and my brothers to a flea market somewhere deep in the humid asshole of the lovely open-carry-state of Georgia.…