On Monday, CrabNation covers the following headlines: Cliven Bundy said God told him to go forth and be a right-wing armed lunatic, burrowed away in a scary compound with a creepy redneck army; Coach Dave Daubenmire says you can’t be a Democrat and then claim to be a Christian #FollowDaveOnGrindr; Feds spend about 10 hours per week watching porn #PumpTheLotion; idiots don’t want Smart Guns #TellMeAboutTheRabbits; RIP James Brady. Finally, the Crabs apologize to Fred Willard.