CrabDiving – Wed 112923 – Elon Musk Is Pizzagate Curious

Elon Musk is pizzagate-curious. The fascist tyrant told advertisers who left X due to the social media platform featuring content by Nazis to “f-off.” Evangelical wanker Mike Johnson wasn’t sure about expelling GOP con man George Santos. Prosecutors charged an…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112723 – Trump Says He Totally ACED A Cognitive Test

Trump says he totally aced a cognitive test despite credible stories suggesting the former guy is in serious mental decline. Israel and Hamas continued the ceasefire and exchanged prisoners for hostages. Lying George Santos of Only Fans fame compared himself…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112223 – FOX Immediately Screamed “Terrorism” Over A Fiery Car Accident

FOX News wrongly called it terrorism

FOX immediately screamed “terrorism” over a fiery car accident. An assassination attempt in the US of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun — potentially by the Indian government — was thwarted. The disingenuous pile of rat spew known as Putin…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112023 – A Conservative Court Shanked Voting Rights & Snoop Scammed Us All

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A conservative court shanked voting rights & Snoop scammed us all. Argentina elected a lunatic “anarcho-capitalist libertarian” to lead. The Crabs reviewed the pitiful list of who’s left in the GOP presidential primary. Governor Abbot endorsed Trump while Shitler played…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111723 – Santos Used Campaign Cash For Botox and OnlyFans

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A Republican-led ethics committee found that mega-liar George Santos used campaign cash for Botox and OnlyFans subscriptions, among other things. MAGA droolers are losing their collective brain cell over the probability that President Biden will not be charged for the…

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