CrabDiving – Fri 020204 – Is Anyone Surprised Trump’s CFO Lied His Face Off?

Is anyone surprised Trump’s CFO lied his face off? During a deposition at Mara Lago for the E. Jean Carroll defamation trial, Shitler pitched an epic fit when he learned his legal team offered to pay for lunch for Carroll’s attorneys. The FBI “missed” searching a locked closet when they raided the Winter White House for stolen documents. Trump’s former CFO’s perjury charge put a temporary stop to the New York fraud trial. Governor Puddin’ Fingers, AKA DeSantis, blew threw so much cash in his disastrous run for POTUS. Christian ninnies in Spain lost their minds over a fabulous depiction of Jesus. In an extended “When Animals Get Pissed” segment, the Crabs learned about monkeys overruning parts of Thailand, a kangaroo punching a cop and there was a shark attack in Australia because it’s a day ending in “y.” Acting legend Carl Weathers died. The Crabs’ hometown of Pensacola introduced stupid legislation to resurrect monuments to the Jim Crow laws.

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