CrabDiving – Mon 020524 – Ridiculous “God’s Army” Invaded A Texas Border Town

Ridiculous “God’s Army” invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won’t pass it. Candidate for POTUS Nikki Haley dissed her party for not voting on the immigration bill. Board members felt pressure from their boss Elon Musk to partake in drugs. Speaking of turkey-shaped fascist Musk, his company Space X is set to drop some space junk in the water just off the coast fo the Crab’s hometown of Pensacola. Czar Puddin’ Fingers, AKA DeSantis, blathered horrible garbage about Florida’s homeless community and then committed to a new war on poverty. Former Fox-load Tucker Carlson packed his kneepads and made his way to Russian daddy Putin for a possible interview. In a When Animals Get Pissed segment, a snake catcher was murdered by a cobra, the Crabs reviewed a study showing a tremendous uptick in shark attacks worldwide and no one is protecting the people of India from Tigers. E-scooters were banned in Paris.

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