CrabDiving – Fri 122614 – Jet For Bieber, Alaskan Ass-Mist, Neil deGrasse Tyson Wins Twitter

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On Boxing Day, the Crabs deliver the following: celeb simpleton Justin Bieber gets a jet for Christmas; Alaska is looking in the eye of an ass-mist invasion; Ireland rules that women aren’t human incubators; Dustin Diamond gets “stabby”; Baby Jesus…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122514 – Ayn Rand: It’s A Wonderful Life Is Communist, Xbox Not Live, Happy Christmas Endings

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Pat and Ryan wish the listeners a “Merry Sparkle Season” and unleash the following stories: Ayn Rand helped the FBI investigate “It’s A Wonderful Life” cuz there’s a chance it could have been “commie”; Xbox Live and Playstation are down for…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 122314 – Joe Cocker Ups & Dies, My Husband’s Not Gay, Mob Wives Recap

The Hick covers the following: The great Joe Cocker ups and dies; if you’re famous, don’t get busted in China; the new TLC show, “My Husband’s Not Gay” is hysterical; Mob Wives recap. Plus, some other crap the Hick can’t remember…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122414 – First Name Agnes Last Name Jenner, New York No-No’s Fracking, Dude Where’s My Ebola?

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This Wednesday the Crabs cover these stories: Bruce Jenner to be “Agnes”; pastor drops dead singing “Happy”; Indiana lawmaker wants a “protect the manger law”: New York says “eat me” to fracking; Rand Paul busts out his grievances against fellow politicians…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 121914 – Drunker Than Cooter Brown Episode

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The Hollywood Hick gets drunker than Cooter Brown and deems Sony’s Scott Rudin a funny “bitchy queen”; a New Jersey Real Housewife needs an itsy-bitsy violin, Kim Kardashian AKA “Kar-trash-ian” loses 1.3 million Instagram followers: Madonna is the victim of…

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