On Boxing Day, the Crabs deliver the following: celeb simpleton Justin Bieber gets a jet for Christmas; Alaska is looking in the eye of an ass-mist invasion; Ireland rules that women aren’t human incubators; Dustin Diamond gets “stabby”; Baby Jesus jacked and replace with a pig’s head; Neil deGrasse Tyson gets flack for a physics joke; racism found in raindrops; Richard Simmons is deep in a hidey-hole.
On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2014
@neiltyson it’s actually our Lord Jesus Christ’s birthday today, stupid. — ♡ (@mind_arson) December 25, 2014
.@neiltyson you’re going to hell
— garbage tweeter (@garbage_person) December 25, 2014
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