If you haven’t had a chance to watch the video of the 40 man brawl between the NYPD and FDNY hockey teams, you’re missing out. BTW, this emergency responder square-off was for charity. LOL. Read the complete story on “Stupid…
The Real “Rescue Me”
Earthquake-Smerth-quake Says These Islanders
To all the Los Angeles pussies that are quaking in their Uggs over the next Dom DeLuise size tectonic plate shit-in-my-pants-shift, I enter into evidence the Pacific Island of Aogashima. This tiny bump of Earth is part of Japan that is located…
Uncle Nipples (Vladimir Putin) Is Single Again
Now that Uncle Nipples (Vladimir Putin) is single again, I am sure he will be updating his eHarmony for Dictators and UKraineCupid accounts. Start signing up, ladies! According to the Wall Street Journal, Uncle Nipples (as we call Putin on…
Stupid Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes
According to StyleCaster’s “The 20 Most Pretentious Things Gwyneth Paltrow Has Ever Said“, the blonde babe from the Huey Lewis star vehicle, Cruisin’ has some extra-daft quotes floating about in the jack-i-sphere. Remember, Paltrow beat out Cate Blanchett for an Oscar in 1998…
Scalia Rules by the “Original” Constitution – You Know, The One With Legal Slavery and Stuff
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia thinks it should be up to the states whether to make contraception illegal or not. Because, you know, the original words of the Constitution are totally immutable, and are the only ones to which we…