For you commie-pinko-liberal-hippy-baby-killing-types that might find yourself holding signs and waiving fists at a Hobby Lobby, I thought this info-graphic might be helpful. Especially if a gaggle of jack-booted, heavily armed law enforcement dudes descend upon your peaceful demonstration. I would…
CrabNation fires off their Independence Day festivities a day early by giving a much deserved big fat finger to the right. Plus these stories: FIFA is super worried about super wasted soccer fans; a suburb of Chicago is super infested…
CrabNation welcomes Wednesday with a “Celebs Behaving Badly” trifecta of Kiefer Sutherland, Shia LaBeouf and Kat Williams. We also cover the following: the War On Women rages on despite the moronic comedy sty-lings of FOX’s resident pundit puke, Jesse Watters:…
According to an article in the always hard-hitting Style Section in Today.com, the wrong Miss Florida was crowned. You may ask yourself, “How could this injustice have happened?” You might also ponder the question, “Who gives a flying fuck?” And…
On this episode, the Crabs discuss the following stories about #murica: Ginsberg takes 35 pages to tell us we’re totally screwed; some dude in Florida is caught shoving cash in his coin slot; an idiot at the NRA “News Department”…