CrabDiving – Mon 021025 – Felon Trump and President Musk Are Eager To Start A Constitutional Crisis

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Felon Trump and President Musk are eager to start a Constitutional crisis to compensate for their wee Nazi-nads. The Philadelphia Eagles beat the team from Kansas City and Tom Brady, clad in a $700,000 watch, was a chatty dullard during…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020525 – Greedy Republican Bro-ligarchs Will Turn America Into Russia

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Greedy Republican bro-ligarchs will turn America into Russia as Musk leads the way to the unravelling of the federal government. Perpetually concerned Senator Susan Collins is “concerned” about Musk’s rummaging through the United States’ coffers. Democrats, the rest of the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020325 – Trump’s Insane Tariffs Backfired Bigly, But MAGA Loons Think He Won

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Trump’s insane tariffs backfired bigly, but MAGA loons think he won. Turkey-bod apartheid load Elon wants all regulations gone. At a Toronto Raptors game, the National Anthem was booed because of Trump’s tariffs. One of the dumbest in government, GOP…

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CrabDiving – Fri 013125 – Will The MAGA Cult Thank Trump When His Idiotic Tariffs Raise Prices?

Will the MAGA cult thank Trump when his idiotic tariffs raise prices? During his Senatorial confirmation hearing, human cosplayer Kash Patel blathered lies about his relationship with anti-Semitic podcaster Stew Peters. Senator Adam Schiff figuratively de-nutted Kash hammering the pizza-gater’s…

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