CrabDiving – Fri 092625 – Alex Jones Says The Ladies Love His New Adolph Mustache

Alex Jones says the ladies love his new Adolph mustache. Former FBI VIP James Comey was charged with lying to Congress by Trump’s joke of a justice department. MAGATS believed Charlie Kirk’s bones were extra stiff and god-like. Thousands of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092225 – Trump Rage-Squealed Over Jimmy Kimmel Going Back On The Air

Trump rage-squealed over Jimmy Kimmel going back on the air. Despite man-baby’s blathering, Disney didn’t want to lose their subscribers and sided with Kimmel. In a tribute to crooked Spiro Agnew, Nazi Tom Homan was busted on video taking a…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091925 – GOP Goosesteps Along As Trump Wipes His Fat Butt With The 1st Amendment

GOP goosesteps along as Trump wipes his fat butt with the 1st Amendment. Michael Eisner dissed ABC for the suspension of Kimmel. AOC could run for Senate or the presidency, stay tuned! Shitler’s FBI categorized our transgender comrades as “violent…

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