Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Tera Patrick has been quoted in the press, AKA XBIZ Newswire, as saying that the Fleshlight with the sleeve molded from her personal Mons Venus has “turned out amazing.” The elite adult star also stated, “Now everyone can…
Rick Perry meets with President Obama regarding immigration and in this YouTube clip from our commie pinko liberal daily radio show, CrabNation!, we make fun of the Texas governor and the knuckledraggers who hate immigrants. CrabNation episodes CrabDiving Facebook Our…
CrabNation Friday kicks off the weekend with the following loony headlines: Donald Sterling refers to his wife as a “pig” in court #marriage #love; Tony Perkins is a big stupid liar when it comes to Sharia Law in the military…
There once was a horrible sitcom called Daddy Dearest starring two of the funniest people on our polluted, crap planet, Richard Lewis and Don Rickles. Daddy Dearest totally sucked. Nobody liked it. It ran barely a season I think. If you care…
On this episode, the Crabs pile into the RWNJ clown car with the ridic musings of Keith Ablow, Steve King, and Alex Jones. Also, Louie Gohmert proves the existence of god #LOL. Plus we cover these stories: more that half…