Left Behind Star Nicholas Cage Owns A White Cobra

Nicholas Cage has a freaking Academy Award, y’all.  So, I guess this new incantation of “Left Behind” could be an impressive addition to the res for the Con Air front-man.

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I present to you the trailer to a movie which is a mulligan of a 2000 straight to vid flick which is an adaptation of a xenophobic series of books. BTW, we discussed the new Left Behind at length on CrabNation Live on VOCNation.com.

After watching the Left Behind trailer and seeing clips of The Cage sort of care about pretending to be Rayford Steele, Jesus-warrior-hero-dude, you just assume an actor of Nic’s IMDB caliber takes a part in a film that’s a remake of a Kirk Cameron star vehicle to pay for shit like a stuffed Tasmanian Tiger.

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I just found a Yahoo article from March 2013 that lists some Nicholas Cage must-have purchases. Here’s some of the The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans star’s dopest and/or doppiest buys:

Pyramid Shaped Super-Tomb AKA an eternal Cage for The Cage

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Here’s one of his trendy castles –

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The Island Of Nicholas, just down the way from Mr. Depp’s modest tropical paradise.

 

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The thespian also owns a white cobra, which I mentioned earlier, along with some shrunken heads cuz fuck it, why not?

 

 

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