So Arkansas is going to allow the “academic study” of the Bible in public school? I assume they will also be passing bills allowing the “academic study” of the Bhagavad Gita, the sacred Pastafarian texts… … and the Koran? I’m…
Woman Riding Great White Is The Shark Whisperer
So, back in episode 6 of the Crabdiving Comedy Podcast, 7 minutes and 20 secs in, me and Pat chatted about the gun war Australia had declared on sharks. Now, here’s a news story about a surfer girl that has…
Happy Valentine’s Day from CrabDiving!
Happy bullshit, made-up, Hallmark holiday, everyone!
Clean Up With Playtex Fresh and Sexy Beaver and Knob Wipes
A Golden Crabby Advertising Award to whoever came up with the latest ad campaign for Playtex Fresh and Sexy wipes! CrabDiving wants to hire the agency. These wipes are supposed to help “freshen up” your nads before and after sex. …
The Pope is Retiring to Vegas!
Think he’s retiring to Vegas? Unless you live in a hole you probably heard Pope Benedict is bailing.