That being said, I haven’t read it but an article in the New York Post makes me want to. Here’s a quote from “Glow” by David Ritz – James, fearing the mystery man would bleed to death, woke Stills (Crosby, Stills…
Rick James Book Is a Must-Read
CrabNation Mon 070714 – Cannabis Cup; Shark Attack; Flavor-Flav Busted For Fireworks
On today’s episode, we discuss the Cannabis Cup with cann-a-spondent, April O’Connor. We also cover these headlines: Manhattan Beach shark attack victim claims he was eye to eye with the Great White that was chewing on him; Flavor-Flav nearly creates…
Commie Pinko Science Attacks Fracking Profits
Seems like that pesky science stuff keeps rearing it’s ugly head again to attack the hard-inherited profits of our Big Energy overlords. Like their beleaguered, persecuted, Big Tobacco brethren of the past, today’s Frack-masters General are having their infallible, capitalistic views…
How To Escape From Zip Ties
For you commie-pinko-liberal-hippy-baby-killing-types that might find yourself holding signs and waiving fists at a Hobby Lobby, I thought this info-graphic might be helpful. Especially if a gaggle of jack-booted, heavily armed law enforcement dudes descend upon your peaceful demonstration. I would…
CrabNation Thu 070314 – Drunk World Cup Fans; Perfect Aryan Nazi Baby Oops; Alabama Racist Billboard
CrabNation fires off their Independence Day festivities a day early by giving a much deserved big fat finger to the right. Plus these stories: FIFA is super worried about super wasted soccer fans; a suburb of Chicago is super infested…