I used to have a killer rent control apartment in the very baked, slacker beach community of Venice, California. The hippy dwelling in which I occupied was shared by my best friend and this other dude that prided himself on the quality of…
CrabNation welcomes the weekend with the following insanity: County Supervisors in Shasta, California meet to officially discuss chem-trails #morons; lunatic green thumb threatens to shoot everyone on the Miami-Dade County Commission if they seize his property #GotToJail; Glenn Beck, AKA…
On CrabNation Thursday, Pat and Ryan discuss the following headlines: a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777 is blown out of the sky and Rush Limbaugh is upset that it is drawing focus from Obama’s “border crisis”; Todd Akin doubles down on…
That was my summer job in high school. I got a gig in a live show at Six Flags Over Georgia called “The All New Kazoo Revue.” I played a costume character that functioned as a background dancer to a “theme…
CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…