Pop star and growing shithead Justin Bieber was arrested today in Florida for drag racing, DUI, and resisting arrest (without violence). The miscreant performer was said to have been initially belligerent with the police, but mellowed out once he got his saggy-pantsed…
Nothing pisses off this Crab more than the legions of idiots denying the existence of global climate change, except maybe the legion of idiots denying evolution. According to a report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, 2013 tied for fourth…
Big ups to the speed skaters from the Netherlands for the best double-bird salute ever. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out the complete fingering on YouTube. Sportsmanship, in the opinion of this stand-up comedian, is way overrated and…
That wailing she-turd, Nancy Grace, the other night was interviewing an advocate for the legalization of marijuana. In yet another display of her pathetic and embarrassing interviewing skills, Grace typically doesn’t listen to her guest and just barrels ahead, spewing…
By far, the biggest political story this week has been the continuing scandal in New Jersey over the closing of lanes on the George Washington Bridge, in what appears to be an instance of vile political retribution by Republican Governor…