The guy at the corner of the bar leaned down and appeared to be talking to the inside of his jacket. To the unknowing observer, it might look like he was some sort of undercover cop, or maybe a secret…
E-Cigarettes For Public Pot Smoking? Hell yes!
Usain Bolt Is Not Faster Than Sh*t
Usain Bolt is not faster than sh*t according to the guys at Earth Unplugged. Apparently, almost nothing on the third rock from the sun is faster than than the crap known as fungus Pilobolus AKA the “Poop Loving Fungus”. Not even…
Dog Poop More Popular Than Congress – And More Useful
Dog poop is more popular than the current Congress! Apparently someone over at polling company Public Policy Polling (“PPP”) has quite a sense of humor. Their latest polling questions regarding the popularity and approval ratings of our representatives include gems…
Finally a Good Bet In Vegas! The Top Cities for Mistresses
Great news! Finally, there’s a good bet in Vegas according to the Las Vegas Sun. The Sun released some odds from a report put out by the salacious site AshleyMadison.com. If you ask the stat guys at the home-breaking hook-up site,…
SWINO DEAD! Drunken Pig Now Partying In The Sky
Swino is dead y’all but not before tying on a good one. The Mirror is reporting that an enormous wasted hog pilfered many cans of lager from a campsite in Australia and then pitched a drunk Rip Torn-style. I guess…