So, back in episode 6 of the Crabdiving Comedy Podcast, 7 minutes and 20 secs in, me and Pat chatted about the gun war Australia had declared on sharks. Now, here’s a news story about a surfer girl that has…
Happy Valentine’s Day from CrabDiving!
Happy bullshit, made-up, Hallmark holiday, everyone!
Clean Up With Playtex Fresh and Sexy Beaver and Knob Wipes
A Golden Crabby Advertising Award to whoever came up with the latest ad campaign for Playtex Fresh and Sexy wipes! CrabDiving wants to hire the agency. These wipes are supposed to help “freshen up” your nads before and after sex. …
The Pope is Retiring to Vegas!
Think he’s retiring to Vegas? Unless you live in a hole you probably heard Pope Benedict is bailing.
Elton the Gay Dog in Tennessee
As discussed at length during the 23rd CrabDiving Comedy Podcast, a pooch in Tennessee was dropped off at a shelter to be euthanized because it is “gay”. The piece of shit, obvious-closet-case owner saw the dog humping another male and…