Ok, so 72 year old Fred Willard, caught masturbating Pee Wee style, was taking in a flick at the Tiki Theatre Hollywood. If you think the Tiki is one of those upscale, classy, titty emporiums that a gentleman of Fred’s…
Never Give Bath Salts to a Sea Lion
Either this aquatic mammal got hold of some bath salts, or that zookeeper is about to get a flipper job.
Ridley Scott Prometheus = TURD
I just shelled out $13.50 plus parking at the Grove Theatre in stupid L.A. to see the worst Ridley Scott movie ever. “Prometheus” is great for about 2o minutes. Then all the characters start discussing the existence of god and…
New Crabdiving! New Studio, Redtube Competitors, xnxx.com
Already getting lots of hits, proving that all we have to do is mention porn (like Redtube Competitors or xnxx.com) to draw an audience. Click the pic go to Youtube and see Part One of our spank sites recommendations!
Chinese News Mistakes Rubber Vagina for “Mystery Mushroom”
Ok, this is my favorite news item in a long time. Apparently in some remote Chinese village, someone dug up a fleshlight-like, rubber spank toy and thought it was some new, rare type of mushroom. Then, they called in a…