CrabDiving – Mon 082922 – Trump and His Vile Minions Are Threatening Violence If That Crook Gets Indicted

Trump and his vile minions are threatening violence if that crook gets indicted. Shitler encouraged the FBI to mutiny over the Mara Lago raid. Lucious Lindsey warned of riots if Trump was arrested. Man-baby’s lawyers can barely mount a defense…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability

Trump’s ironically named Truth Social should’ve checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082522 – Election-Denying GOP Babies Are Going Door-to-Door To Prove They Didn’t Lose

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn’t lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of “paddling.” Former pitcher and current Islamophobe Curt Schilling ripped student debt forgiveness citing a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082322 – A Mar-a-Lago Weekend Package May Include Nuclear Sub Location Info

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump’s weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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