CrabDiving – Thu 052523 – DeSantis’ Musky Campaign Launch Crashed and Burned

DeSantis’ Musky campaign launch crashed and burned. Our SCOTUS doesn’t care about clean drinking water. The Czar of Florida also suggested he would pardon Trump. On Truth Social, Shitler trashed DeSantis’ campaign launch and then, with spelling errors, blathered he…

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CrabDiving – Mon 052223 – Village People Told Trump To Cease and Desist

The Village People told Trump to cease and desist. Journalist E Jean Carroll said she was suing Shitler again for defamation after the fascist tyrant maligned her during a CNN town hall. Delusional GOP 2024 presidential candidate Tim Scott thinks…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051823 – Archivists Debunk Trump’s BS Claim of Automatically Declassifying Documents

Archivists debunk Trump’s BS claim of automatically declassifying documents. Fascist Rep Lauren Boebert, AKA Boebert E. Lee, is getting a divorce and her husband sicked his dogs on the process server. Pathetic Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy wrongly claimed…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051523 – Tooty Rudy Guzzles Viagra & Durham Dropped A Dud

Tooty Rudy guzzles Viagra & Durham dropped a dud. Republican James Comer came off as a tremendous liar, as the MAGAT legislator attempted to explain how he lost his whistleblower in the Biden probe. Tiny-handed authoritarian Donald Trump issued a…

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