Trump is raging after the red wave turned into a red trickle. Shitler is peeved at Melania for recommending the big midterm loser Doc Oz for a senatorial run. Former baller and GOP word-salad-tosser Herschel Walker is set for a run-off against incumbent Senator Warnock. The people voted to protect abortion rights in California, Michigan, Kentucky, and Vermont. The dumbest Senator, Ron Johnson, won. Trafficker and rapist of children Matt Gaetz bested his challenger in Florida’s first district. A racist sheriff won re-election in North Carolina to the amazement of no one. Dullard Ducey on Fox explained Dr. Oz’s loss in terms their mouth-breathing audience could understand. Fascist Sarah Huckabee Sanders won the governorship in the sad Republic of Arkansas. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell dropped in for a cameo on something called The Victory Channel to blather dumb crap about the Dems stealing the midterms. Former Rep moronic Michelle Bachman puked out a stupid election analogy involving dog-paddling. Ukraine has been beating back Putin’s forces. Loser Laura Loomer, who was defeated in the Republican Primary still hasn’t conceded and no one gives a crap.
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