In Pretty Misandry’s seventh descent into the hell that is womanhood, your fiery host claims that the episode theme is LGBTQIA+ but then gets derailed by her disgust over creepy dudes on Instagram who muse openly about the properties of her lady parts. Has anyone ever bagged puss that way?! She then describes her “Free The Nipple” war against Mark Zuckerberg and his bullshit Facebook nipples “Community Standards,” and discusses the pros and cons of being a naked lady on the internet (mostly it is great but then other people are stupid). To peek into the mind of a sex-NEGATIVE, sexually FRUSTRATED Christian dude, she watches a video where a man tells a bunch of high school girls that they shouldn’t wear bikinis or cuddle their boyfriends because men are heinous beasts with zero self control. Remembering her own past as a horny teenager, Pretty Misandrist is unable to decipher why this man thinks that teen girls have little to no sex drive, but also is forced to conclude that due to her Catholic upbringing she might be especially aggressive behind the wheel of the “Fuck Truck.”
