Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Bread and Water Diet

So civil rights-hating Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona has turned his jails into some sort of creepy, fascist, “patriotic” indoctrination camps?

The loony lawman put American flags in the cells, plays the national anthem in the mornings and God Bless America in the evenings.  He’s apparently not a great detective, though, because he was unable to foresee the inmates taking Old Glory and defiling it in every way you could think someone in prison might defile something.

Or maybe the Sheriff knew what would happen, and needed a little camera time?

Clueless, racist, bully Arpaio whined,”these inmates have destroyed the American flag that was placed in their cells.  Tearing them, writing on them, stepping on them, throwing them in the toilet, trash or wherever they feel. It’s a disgrace… this is government property that they are destroying, and we will take action against those who act this way.”

But is it legal for him to only provide bread and water for a week to the prisoners that desecrated the stars and stripes? Turns out the bread the Sheriff will serve up actually contains ground-up fruits and vegetables, and fulfills nutritional requirements.  It just tastes like shit.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio civil rights

This is the sheriff that has pretty much made a career out of taking a dump on the rights of others, especially those that are a little too tan.

Arpaio most recently cost Maricopa County millions in a settlement for his middle-of-the-night arrests of two journalists that had dared to write bad stuff about him.

Heads up, Arizona! This asshole is thinking of running for Governor. Go ahead and vote for him if you want your chief executive to be a national laughing stock like Paul LePage and Rick Scott.

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