Bernie Sanders vs Michele Bachmann Is Like a Cheetah Racing a Banana

How dare you, CNN.

What an insult to esteemed Senator Bernie Sanders to make him lower himself and debate that mega-idiot Michele Bachmann.  Next time we suggest the Republicans send a more intelligent representative of their side, like maybe Louie Gohmert. . . or a toaster oven.

Bernie Sanders v Michele Bachmann- CrabDiving

Kate (the CrabDiving Jack Russell Terrier) would have done a better job than the blathering Princess of Moronitude from Minnesota.  The daffy GOP rep (and professional beard) typically makes no cogent points, just dumbly spouting out the usual rote, right-wing smokescreens.

It’s bittersweet that the intellectually-challenged Bachmann will be leaving Congress at the end of her current term.  On one hand, we celebrate the instant boost in average IQ that Congress will receive the instant she leaves, but we will miss the constant barrage of laughs at her antics.

We might speculate that Michele will still somehow infect herself into the public sphere in the future, but frankly she is but a dimmer-witted version of Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin, and will thankfully never reach the popularity level of that sideshow.

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