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CrabDiving – Wed 092320 – Trump’s Campaign Is Planning To Steal The Election & Eric Trump Must Give A Deposition

trump is gunning for california's clean air

Trump’s campaign is planning to steal the election. The orange creeper also admitted he was going to stay in The White House with the help of the SCOTUS. A not-so-grand jury indicted a Louisville cop for wanton endangerment relating to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060420 – Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair & More Generals Are Criticizing Trump

Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair

Rudy Giuliani went bonkers in his lair. Former Chief of Staff John Kelly threw support behind Mattis’ rebuke of fascist Donald Trump. The Crabs mused over the identity of the secret security forces that popped in Washington D.C. Senator Lisa…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041520 – Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders & Island of One-Percenters Gets Tons of COVID-19 Tests

Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders

Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two weeks earlier when…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032420 – Trump and Republicans Want Your Granny To Die For The Stock Market

Trump and Republicans want your Granny to die for the stock market. Shitler wants to end social distancing despite advice from the experts. The U.S. has been named the upcoming epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak. Italy’s death rate from the…

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