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CrabDiving – Wed 041520 – Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders & Island of One-Percenters Gets Tons of COVID-19 Tests

Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders

Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two weeks earlier when…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031120 – Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination & Trump’s Incompetence Will Kill People

Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination

Biden just about sewed up the nomination, winning Michigan and other states in the latest Democratic primary. Andrew Yang endorsed Obama’s former VP, agreeing that “the math” shows Biden will be the nominee. Comedian Pete Dominick had some truthy and…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111819 – Trump’s Sudden “Routine Physical” & Biden’s Weed Policy Is So 1990

Trump's Sudden Routine Physical

Trump’s sudden “routine physical” is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one…

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