The Crabs kick off the work week by shaming attention-deprived owners of pet snakes. Pat and Ryan also cover the usual headlines. An eight foot long Burmese python slithers its way into a pile of jeans at a flea market and…
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CrabDiving brings stories of Obama’s gay army secretary, as well as the news and headlines. An apocalyptic iridescent cloud signals “end times” for RWNJ lunatics. Trump says all the wrong things when dealing with a xenophobic idiot that says Obama is a Muslim.…
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Pat and Ryan cover second GOP debates fails and general dickbaggery on this Crab-tacular episode! It’s getting hot in here in a historical way but RWNJ types give zero fux. Jeb Bush stands on tip-toes to power-bottom on Donald Trump. The…
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This Tuesday show, Pat and Ryan revel in the pure idiocy of tea party morons. The Crabs also train their pincers on the following headlines. The CIA could be trying to take out a Bolivian leader. Hillary Clinton goes retro in…
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On this abbreviated episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan discuss Alabama’s saggy pants law and declare it quite daft. Ben Carson ain’t got no love for the Syrian refugees due to the fact that he is a straight-up a-hole. Also,…
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On this episode we learn that Coco Austin has a small vagina. The Hollywood Hick declares, “CUSSIN IS FUN!!!” Has a Hick said how much this Dolly forsaken woman Kim Davis has went and got on his nerves yet?!?!?!?!? The LA…
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