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CrabDiving – Mon 041315 – Wayne Lapierre Well Paid Whore, Teachers Behaving Badly, Paltrow Mos Def All Heart

Wayne LaPierre says Hillary Will Bring Darkness - CrabDiving

On a very special episode of cops and teachers behaving real fucking badly, the Crabs cover the following: a big stupid xenophobic educator is busted handing out anti-Muslim propaganda; screw separation of church and state, come and get your Gideons…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041015 – Keyes Clearly Crazy, Will Work For Yacht Garage, Randy Raelians

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On #FaithlessFriday the Crabs pinch off the following headlines: Harvey Weinstein not charged with rape-y/ grope-y shenanigans; Dodd Frank for the win; one-percent-ers awarded for owning nice things; diction dandy Alan Keyes predicts Obama goes nuc-u-lear for a third term;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032715 – AZ Tea Party Loony Wants Mandatory Church, Mike Pence A Putz, Glenn Beck Enters Thunderdome

On #FaithlessFriday, the Crabs cover the following stories: it turns out copilots should never be without company; jerk-off Governor Mike Pence takes a well deserved Twitter reaming; who knew MSNBC feared the wrath of country music fans; Glenn Beck is…

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