CrabDiving – Tue 040715 – Rand Paul Officially In, War On Atheism, Snowden Statue

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan deliver the following hot headlines: Chuy Garcia battles teacher-hating Rahm Emmanuel for the mayor-ship of the Second City; because they don’t live under the fear of burning in eternal Hades, war is declared on Atheists; Bobby Jindal’s wet dream is to have a Ducky Dynasty cast member on his presidential ticket; John Oliver talks dick pics with Edward Snowden; speaking of Snowden, his bust shows up oh so briefly in a Brooklyn park; McCain will run for senate again #getoffmylawn; Rand Paul jumps into the 2016 Presidential Campaign; a bunch of Texan a-holes honor the Confederacy with the Stars and Bars along a section of Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. cuz they totally suck; Bryan Fischer says a bunch of heinous things. Finally, ex-White House staffers dish on former occupants.

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