CrabDiving - Mon 040615 - Talkeetna, Alaska; Right Wing Fast Food; Pat Robertson Says Rest, Not Soccer

CrabDiving straddles the west coast with Ryan simultaneously broadcasting from Talkeetna, Alaska, when he isn’t vomiting outside from possible dog musher-prepared hot dog poisoning. Pat talks with Ryan’s brother, Geoffrey, on life in the 49th state. Some more of today’s topics include: FOX idiot Andrea Tantaros says it’s sexist to assume women can’t hold their liquor and fend off rapey frat jerks; Seven right-wingy food joints to avoid; Prepare for an “education” roundtable starring Huckabee and that couple where the mom’s vagina is like a Gatling gun (the creepy Duggars); Georgia teacher hag tells students if their parents like Obama they ain’t Christian; Extremist loon of a host declares there’s no such thing as The Gay; and we hear a great Ask Pat segment where Rev. Robertson says screw soccer, Jesus comes first!