Tag: atheism

CrabDiving – Mon 101215 – Pastor Hagee Atheist Hate & Texas Students Open Carry Dildos

pastor hagee atheist bile

The Crabs become outraged at the Pastor Hagee atheist hate rant (manatee turd).  Republican moderates are desperately trying to not look like complete a-holes compared to the moronic, idiot Tea Party loonies.  The House of Representatives sucks so much wang.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091115 – Ten Commandments Fail & Syrup Bottle Molester Rick Perry Quits

ten commandments fail

This Faithless Friday Pat and Ryan rejoice as both Pittsburgh and Oklahoma have a Ten Commandments fail.  Rick Perry’s presidential campaign says, “Bye Felicia!”  An empty Megyn Kelly chews the fat with a laboriously limp Ben Carson.  Justin Beiber’s Today Show appearance demonstrates…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032015 – Mega-Dump On Mega-Church, Fukushima Fuked, Abortion Is Causing Drought?

California drought map Jan 2015

This #FaithlessFriday, Pat and Ryan take a mega-dump on a mega-church pastor without the pleasantries of Saran Wrap. We also cover these stories: a Catholic church in San Francisco does the bare fucking minimum for the homeless; California wave bu-bye to H20;…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021715 – Gettin’ Nuc-Yuh-Lar With ISIS, Okla-Coma Bible Bangers, Scott Walker Can’t Prove He Talks To Jebus

On Tuesday, the Crabs sink their pincers into sky-gods of many different varieties. Plus, the following is covered: a-hole Arkansas senator wants to nuke ISIS cuz he’s a simpleton; ISIS to storm the boot; Okla-coma educators are passing out Bibles…

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