On CrabNation, we learn Glenn Beck could be convinced that Jesus was married #colormeinterested. Plus we cover the following stories: moronic Michigan Mayor won’t let the atheists set up a booth next to the “prayer station” in city hall #ETPhoneHome;…
On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: Ken Ham says that alien life will mos def burn in hell #ETPhoneHome; DC court tries to gut Obamacare; a lady lets the lord pilot her automobile to the detriment…
On today’s show, Pat and Ryan cover these stories: NASA will present proof of alien life in 20 years #ETPhoneHome; George Zimmerman is broke but not dead like the kid he shot to death; the Governor of Missouri isn’t going…
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…
The following stories are bandied about on this special RWNJ edition of CrabNation: Bryan Fischer says if you aren’t patriotic, it’s a sin #eatme; a guy sleeping in the stands of Yankee Stadium is suing everyone because the internet is being mean to him…
In an unsurprising 5-4 decision today, the theocratic-fascist majority of the Supreme Court handed a victory to right-wing ninnies Hobby Lobby, allowing the privately-held, Christian assholes who own the company to opt out of paying for insurance that covers contraceptives…