by crabdiving • • Comments Off on CrabNation Tue 072214 – Ken Ham Says Aliens Will Burn In Hell, Gene Simmons Is A Jerk-Off, Christians Behaving Badly
On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: Ken Ham says that alien life will mos def burn in hell #ETPhoneHome; DC court tries to gut Obamacare; a lady lets the lord pilot her automobile to the detriment…
by crabdiving • • Comments Off on CrabNation Tue 071514 – Eric Holder Bashes Palin, NASA To Discover Little Green Men, Xenophobe AZ Sheriff
On today’s show, Pat and Ryan cover these stories: NASA will present proof of alien life in 20 years #ETPhoneHome; George Zimmerman is broke but not dead like the kid he shot to death; the Governor of Missouri isn’t going…
by crabdiving • • Comments Off on CrabNation Mon 071414 – Atheist Night At a Baseball Game, Cops Fired For Being Klan, Threesomes
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…
by crabdiving • • Comments Off on CrabNation Tue 070814 – 2016 GOP Big Top Goes Cleveland; Poison Water Tiny Fine; Coal Rollers; Christian Child Abuse
The following stories are bandied about on this special RWNJ edition of CrabNation: Bryan Fischer says if you aren’t patriotic, it’s a sin #eatme; a guy sleeping in the stands of Yankee Stadium is suing everyone because the internet is being mean to him…
In an unsurprising 5-4 decision today, the theocratic-fascist majority of the Supreme Court handed a victory to right-wing ninnies Hobby Lobby, allowing the privately-held, Christian assholes who own the company to opt out of paying for insurance that covers contraceptives…
Loathsome preacher Pat Robertson referred to atheists as “swine” to which Christians should avoid casting the “pearls” of their indoctrination. This latest turd from the Christian-Taliban leader fell out of his mouth on a recent episode of his 700 Club…