This Texas Taliban Dan Patrick is a real dick, if you ask Pat and Ryan of CrabDiving. Donald Trump gets busted pretending to be his own rah-rah-man from way back when. Who knew Obama was following tons of porn stars…
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The Trump butler speaks with overflowing ignorance, racism and xenophobia. Donald Trump isn’t calling for a ban on Muslims entering the United States, unless you refer to a statement that was read aloud and written by The Donald. The inane, moronic…
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The Clinton Child Care Plan is shat upon by a panel at Faux News. Loretta Lynch issues a schlonging to North Carolina for their evil state sponsored discrimination against trans people. Ted Cruz is being all coy about possibly jumping…
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On Faithless Friday the Crabs explore Texas witches and Jerusalem drag queens. In Austin, the practitioners of witchcraft are coming out of the shadows. A mentally deranged Trump-a-lo beats on the artist that did the distasteful nude of Trump complete…
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This Trump presumptive nominee is going to get schlonged bigly by the likes of Clinton and the Democratic establishment during the generals, Pat and Ryan are sure of it! Sarah Palin tosses a tremendous salad of words while trying to bring…
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Ted Cruz recommends spanking for misbehaving kids and it comes off both creepy and pervy. Ted’s equally unlikable running mate, Carly Fiorina, takes a tumble and the video is amazing. The eccentric and ham-faced broadcaster Glenn Beck, in what only can…
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