Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Thu 121114 – Ariana Grande Toted, Bobby Jindal Scary, No Reach-Arounds From Edward Scissorhands

The Crabs are joined in studio by The Hollywood Hick and the hate crimes of Marky Mark Wahlberg and his dumb duckface are revisited. We also cover the following: the new spending bill blows; a vapid Virginia billboard claims no…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120214 – Dude Where’s My Scroll, Chocolate Farts, Mission From God

Tuesday’s CrabDiving brings the following stories: big biz put on probation in GA #shocker; dude…where’s my million dollar sea scroll; another GOP jerk is on a mission from a sky-god; LA school bus driver gets medieval on students #literally; children…

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CrabDiving Fri – 112114 – Kirk Cameron Plays Gay, Nanny Cams Get Russian Distribution, Poland Poo Poos Pooh

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Friday’s CrabDiving includes the following: the dullard Duggars engage in homophobic fear mongering; nanny cams and baby monitors find distribution from a bunch of Russian hackers; hand dryers are horrific; moronic mouth-breather Kirk Cameron busts out the acting skills for…

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CrabDiving Wed – 111914 – Lemon Is A Load, Supermodel Accuses Cosby of Rape, Glenn Beck’s Race-War

On Wednesday, the Crabs dissect these news items: Glenn Beck in his usual mellifluous and melodramatic fashion frets over what he thinks will be an imminent race-war; Bryan Fischer wants to hold a Pope-style enclave with all this “family values” jerk-off buddies…

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