CrabDiving – Thu 121114 – Ariana Grande Toted, Bobby Jindal Scary, No Reach-Arounds From Edward Scissorhands

The Crabs are joined in studio by The Hollywood Hick and the hate crimes of Marky Mark Wahlberg and his dumb duckface are revisited. We also cover the following: the new spending bill blows; a vapid Virginia billboard claims no one is born a Friend of Dorothy; simpleton lunatic pop star Ariana Grande must be toted around like a sack of potatoes; Bobby Jindal connects legal abortion to Hurricane Katrina; Beverly Johnson says she was drugged by rapist Bill Cosby. Lastly, no reach-arounds from Edward Scissorhands should be sought.

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