The Crabs bid adieu to the work week with these stories: George Clooney drops what was surely the GDP of a tiny republic on his ridic wedding; Huckabee yuks it up with Pat Robertson whilst dissing the sons of Ishmael;…
On Monday, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Alaska News Reporter Charlo Greene quits in a puff of smoke #legalize; RWNJ Bryan Fischer reminds us that God won’t let the Earth be destroyed by H2O again #beentheredonethat; Pat Robertson…
Nicholas Cage has a freaking Academy Award, y’all. So, I guess this new incantation of “Left Behind” could be an impressive addition to the res for the Con Air front-man. I present to you the trailer to a movie which is a…
On Tuesday, CrabNation thanks the Flying Spaghetti Monster that comic legend Joan Rivers is still of this Earth. We also cover these headlines: a puppy kicking CEO loses his job; the fracking industry could start to suffer due to the…
Pat and Ryan rage about the following stories from #Murica; a Navajo kindergartner is being forced by his school to violate his religious convictions by requiring a hair cut; Bryan Singer’s lawsuit regarding hot-tub transgressions is being tossed off; folks…
CrabNation covers the following on Monday’s episode: a guest puke pundit on Fox News believes Michael Brown was in fact armed because, ya know, he was born black; RWNJ internet radio loony believes a little hamlet in California is infected…