On Thursday, Pat and Ryan feature some RWNJs that were elected to Congress by people that should not be trusted with the sharp straw stuck to the back of their Capri Suns; Steve King’s vision of heaven most likely has…
Wednesday’s CrabNation delivers these stories: Renee Zellweger tells the universe to get used to her new face; RWNJ, Anthony Culler compares gays to gremlins #I’mwithstupid; Jim Bakker, the dude from the 90’s that schtupped Jessica Hahn and duped folks out of…
On today’s show, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comic Brent Parris and the following stories are covered: Pastor Juan Demetrius McFarland confesses to his parishioners that he has committed many sins including giving some of them AIDS #Oopsie;…
Thursday’s Crabs included the following stories: Tom Cotton warns of a plan by ISIS and the Cartel to take Arkansas #don’tflatteryourself; Mitch McConnell comes off as a turd on Sports Radio; RWNJ Phyllis Schlafly thinks Obama is turning America into…
The Crabs bid adieu to the work week with these stories: George Clooney drops what was surely the GDP of a tiny republic on his ridic wedding; Huckabee yuks it up with Pat Robertson whilst dissing the sons of Ishmael;…
On Monday, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Alaska News Reporter Charlo Greene quits in a puff of smoke #legalize; RWNJ Bryan Fischer reminds us that God won’t let the Earth be destroyed by H2O again #beentheredonethat; Pat Robertson…