Tag: Coronavirus

CrabDiving – Tue 042820 – Republicans Are Worried Trump Will Drag Them Down & Mike Flynn Went Full Nutball

Republicans Are Worried Trump Will Drag Them Down

Republicans are worried Trump will drag them down. Shitler’s poll numbers are nosediving because of the insane circus-like press conferences about the coronavirus. Mother’s Husband refused to wear a mask on a visit to the Mayo Clinic. Around 1000 attended…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042720 – Trump’s Pandemic Concerns Are Only About Politics & GOP Orders “Blame China” Strategy

Trump’s pandemic concerns are only about politics. A secret group of scientists and billionaires have been working on a vaccine and treatment for the coronavirus. Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault by Joe Biden were corroborated by her neighbor. Brazil…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042320 – Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump & Gorka’s Obsession With Trump’s Faux Masculinity

Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump

Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042120 – Trump’s Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration & Kim Jong Un Health Rumors

Trump's Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration

Trump’s approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041520 – Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders & Island of One-Percenters Gets Tons of COVID-19 Tests

Dimwit Conservatives Are Protesting Stay-At-Home Orders

Dimwit conservatives are protesting stay-at-home orders, with some in Michigan waving the Confederate flag around. An estimated 90% of deaths in the U.S. from Covid-19 might have been prevented by putting social distancing policies into effect two weeks earlier when…

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