Tag: Donald Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 012925 – Trump’s Disapproval Rating Is Already Skyrocketing

Trump’s disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051324 – Michael Cohen Testified About Wannabe Mob Boss Trump

Michael Cohen testified about wannabe mob boss Trump and told the jury Melanie said her fascist husband’s Access Hollywood tape was just “locker room talk.” Shitler sycophants, Speaker Johnson and other GOP ghouls, waddled over to the Manhattan courthouse to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020221 – Trump’s B-Team Impeachment Lawyers Will Push BS Fraud Theories

Trump’s B-Team impeachment lawyers will push BS fraud theories. Science types said the mutations in the UK coronavirus variant is troublesome. Oregon decriminalized all drugs and will offer treatment over incarceration. Oligarch Jeff Bezos announced his retirement from Amazon. A…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092419 – Pelosi Finally Ordered An Impeachment Inquiry & Greta Thunberg Dunked on Petty Trump

Pelosi finally ordered an impeachment inquiry following the latest revelations about Trump’s phone call with the president of Ukraine. Trump immediately used Pelosi’s announcement as an avenue for campaign fundraising. Representative Adam Schiff said the whistleblower wants to chat with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071519 – Racist Trump Attacked Non-White Congresswomen & Epstein Investigation Expands

Racist Trump Attacked Non-White Congresswomen

Racist Trump attacked non-white Congresswomen and deplorably blathered that they should go back to where they came from. Shitler also accused the Fab Four of hating Murica and even suggested Ilhan Omar praised Al Qaeda despite contradictory video evidence. “Racist…

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