Tag: Donald Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 020221 – Trump’s B-Team Impeachment Lawyers Will Push BS Fraud Theories

Trump’s B-Team impeachment lawyers will push BS fraud theories. Science types said the mutations in the UK coronavirus variant is troublesome. Oregon decriminalized all drugs and will offer treatment over incarceration. Oligarch Jeff Bezos announced his retirement from Amazon. A…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092419 – Pelosi Finally Ordered An Impeachment Inquiry & Greta Thunberg Dunked on Petty Trump

Pelosi finally ordered an impeachment inquiry following the latest revelations about Trump’s phone call with the president of Ukraine. Trump immediately used Pelosi’s announcement as an avenue for campaign fundraising. Representative Adam Schiff said the whistleblower wants to chat with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071519 – Racist Trump Attacked Non-White Congresswomen & Epstein Investigation Expands

Racist Trump Attacked Non-White Congresswomen

Racist Trump attacked non-white Congresswomen and deplorably blathered that they should go back to where they came from. Shitler also accused the Fab Four of hating Murica and even suggested Ilhan Omar praised Al Qaeda despite contradictory video evidence. “Racist…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050819 – Billion Dollar Loser Trump & House Committee Votes Barr In Contempt

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The billion dollar loser Trump received a crapload of criticism for horrendous real estate dealings discovered in Cheeto’s recently-revealed tax docs from the 80s and 90s. The treasonous White House cried executive privilege rather than submit Mueller Report materials to…

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