Tag: FOX News

CrabDiving – Wed 012115 – Horrendous Huckabee, Alex Jones Is A Dullard, Butt-Hurt Republicans & Packer Fans

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CrabDiving tackles deflate-gate with unnecessary roughness and also covers the following: the butt- hurt Republicans and other RWNJ knuckle-draggers are sad cuz they think the President was mean to them during the State of the Union Address; horrible Huckabee thinks he’s…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120914 – Torture Report, America Is Not Awesome, Cosby Allegedly Raped Rabbits

CrabDiving gives a big Crabby “F-you” to the CIA for their practice of rectal re-hydration on supposed war criminals. Also, the following is covered: Hefner stands with Cosby, alleged raper of 12 Playboy Bunnies; terrorist from Texas busted in Israel; according…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111314 – Glenn Beck Death Scene, Kirk Cameron Poo Poos Sparkle Season, Ark of Urine

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The Crabs spread the following headlines on Thursday: Bill O’Reilly girds his loins in preparation for the oncoming onslaught upon Christmas; Alex Jones and Skeksis Phyllis Schlafly sound barely human demonstrating total apathy towards the people suffering from Ebola in…

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